Beafy Leach Desert Bus Uhhhh I Guess Your Mom

This article is about Toadette Hack Fan's first version of Leafy Beach. For the other versions, see Flooded Lake and MKWahPhil Circuit.

Beafy Leach Desert Bus Uhhhh I Guess Your Mom

Creator:	Toadette Hack Fan
Designer:	Luigi Story, Toadette Hack Fan
Version:	v1.0
Date of latest version:	2023-10-21
Editors used:	—
WBZ files:	ct.wiimm.de
Download:	Google Drive

Overview

Beafy Leach Desert Bus Uhhhh I Guess Your Mom is a custom track created by Toadette Hack Fan. It was created for the second edition of Luigi Story's Remake Competition series, where it placed 16th (last). This was meant to be a joke, consisting of a circle with the Leafy Beach road texture (but downscaled) and a very small speed modifier (0.01×). It was made in 10 minutes – half of the time was needed for crash fixes.

Naming

Mario Kart Wii only displays the first 41 characters for a track name. This means that this track's name is too long, as it is 45 characters; especially if the name of the author is appended to the track name. Due to the length, it is recommended to use the name Beafy Leach Desert Bus for distributions.

Media

v1.0 VS Race (Dolphin)

Version History

Version	Date of release	Information
v1.0	2023-10-21	First release

Custom Track Distributions

This track is part of the following Custom Track Distributions:

• Insane Kart Wii (Details)

Names in Other Languages

Beafy Leach Desert Bus Uhhhh I Guess Your Mom

Dutch:	Straderig Bland Woestijnbus Uhhhh Je Moeder
French:	-
German:	-
Italian:	-
Japanese:	-
Korean:	-
Portuguese:	-
Russian:	-
Spanish:	-
Greek:	-
Polish:	-
Finnish:	-
Swedish:	-
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Beafy Leach Desert Bus

Dutch:	Straderig Bland Woestijnbus
French:	-
German:	-
Italian:	-
Japanese:	-
Korean:	-
Portuguese:	-
Russian:	-
Spanish:	-
Greek:	-
Polish:	-
Finnish:	-
Swedish:	-
Czech:	-
Danish:	-

Trivia

This track has the smallest SZS file that the author knows of. His former record was 24 KB for Crap Course 2; this track only has 6.97 KB in size.

By the same author: Toadette Hack Fan

Website:
Insane Kart Wii Website

Custom Track Distributions:
Insane Kart Wii – Mario Kart Wii +

Custom Tracks:
CTs

Air-Ramp Circuit – Antigravity Road – Athletic Loop – Autumn Way – Beafy Leach Desert Bus Uhhhh I Guess Your Mom – Boring Circuit – Broken Circuit – Cake – Cannon Castle
Cannon Island – Castle with No Lava – Chill Beach – Christmas Way – Crap Course – Crap Course 2 – Crap Course 3 – Crap Course 4 – Daisy Garden – Daisy Circuit Plus – Dark City
Deadly Mushroom Gorge – Desert Circuit – Dry Dry Desert 2 – Escape the Villa – Flooded Desert – Flooded Rainbow Road – Forgotten Universes – Frozen Island – Gift Factory
Grass and Cannons – Gravity Castle – Gray Loop – Hacked Jungle – Hacked Treeway – Hacker Circuit – Hack Fan Labyrinth – Island of the Two Routes – Lakitu Labyrinth – Lava Castle
Lava Way – Luigi Circuit Plus – Luigi Hack Fan's Old Track Design – Luigi's Hacked Circuit – Luigi's Rainbow Road – Mario Circuit Plus – Mario's New Circuit – My House – New York City
Old Circuit – Paint Circuit – Paris Promenade (Custom) – Peach's Castle Pool – Rainbow Gorge – Rainbow Jump Road – Rainbow Road Revolution – Real Mushroom Peaks
Rushed Rainbow Road – Snowy Circuit DX – Sunset Farm – Toadette Circuit – Toadette's Castle – Toadette's Garden – Tropical Circuit – True Mushroom Peaks – Underwater Mine
Wario Stadium 2 – Weegee Beach – Weird Factory – Weird Stadium – World of the Black Water

Co-Op Tracks:
Castle Gorge – Galaxy Garden – GBA Lakeside Park – GBA Luigi Circuit – Meadow in a Lake – MKWahPhil's Among Us and Internet Experience – Rocky Loop Ω – Tour London Loop (second port)
Tour London Loop 2 (second port) – Tour London Loop 3 (second port) – Volcanic Jungle Street – Umbreon's Rollercoaster: Cringe Edition

Characters:
Penguin Toadette – Tanooki Toadette

Wii U Tracks:
Wii U Mount Wario

SNES Tracks:
SNES Rainbow Road – SNES Vanilla Lake 1

Tour Tracks:
Tour

Tour Athens Dash – Tour Athens Dash 2 – Tour Bangkok Rush – Tour Berlin Byways – Tour Berlin Byways 2 – Tour London Loop – Tour London Loop 2 – Tour London Loop 3
Tour Los Angeles Laps – Tour Los Angeles Laps 2 – Tour Los Angeles Laps 3 – Tour New York Minute 2 – Tour New York Minute 3 – Tour New York Minute 4
Tour Paris Promenade – Tour Paris Promenade 2 – Tour Paris Promenade 3 – Tour Tokyo Blur – Tour Tokyo Blur 2 – Tour Tokyo Blur 3 – Tour Tokyo Blur 4

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Tracks:
SW Squeaky Clean Sprint

Custom Track Remakes:
Sherbet Circle – Sherbet Desert Volcano Circle

Track Edits:
Rainbow Road Revolution R

Tracks from CTGP Super / Super Mario Kart Deluxe Custom Tracks:
CTGPS Choco Course 1 – CTGPS Desert Road 1 – CTGPS Desert Road 2 – CTGPS Desert Road 3 – CTGPS Ghost Valley 1 – CTGPS Ghost Valley 2
CTGPS Grass Way 1 – CTGPS Grass Way 2 – CTGPS Lava Course 1 – CTGPS Lava Course 2 – CTGPS Sun Course 1 – CTGPS Rainbow Road

Custom Track Updates:
Updates

8-Bit Way – A Really Big Circle – Abandoned Festival Streets – Abandoned Laboratory – Alphabet Avenue – Arrow Circuit – Beginner Level – Birdo Lagoon – Black Paper World
Bowser's Battlegrounds – Bowser's Lava Park – Bowser's Lava Road – Bowser's Molten Castle – Bowser's Nightmare – Bram Circuit – Bram's Digital Raceway – Canyon Road
Cartoon City – Chill Hill – Choco Grand Canyon – CNK Android Alley – CNK Assembly Lane – CNK Barin Ruins – CNK Clockwork Wumpa – CNK Deep Sea Driving – CNK Electron Avenue
CNK Inferno Island – CNK Jungle Boogie – CNK Meteor Gorge – CNK Out of Time – CNK Thunder Struck – CNK Tiny Temple – CNK Velo's Challenge – Cobbled Colosseum
Competitive Custom Track – Desert Eclipse – Diddy Interstate – DS Waluigi Pinball – DS Wario Stadium – Family Beach – Familyside Townville – Forsaken Desert – GBA Lakeside Park
GBA Rainbow Road – GBA Sky Garden – GBA Snow Land – Grassland Mountain – Grease Beach – Grumble Caves – Hedge Shed Garden – Kamek's Library – Lava Loop – Leafy Beach
Magical Sanctuary – Misty Downtown – Mountain Adventure – Mountain Road – Mountain Town – Muddy Loop – Mushlight Forest – Mushroom Circuit – Mushroom Heights
N64 Rainbow Road – Night City – Pyramid Way – Rainbow Road DX – Rocky Loop – Room of the Arcades – Ruined Skate Circuit – Sandy Strait – Schity – SNES Bowser Castle 1
SNES Donut Plains 1 – SNES Ghost Valley 1 – SNES Mario Circuit 1 – SNES Mario Circuit 2 (ShadowLuigi-NG-) – SNES Mario Circuit 2 (TL) – SNES Mario Circuit 2 (Wacker)
SNES Vanilla Lake 2 – Something Circuit – Strange Square – Tour New York Minute – Tour New York Minute 2 – Tour New York Minute 3 – Tour New York Minute 4 – Tour Ninja Hideaway
Tour Singapore Speedway – Unsatisfactory Fortification – Vesuvio's Inferno – Wii U Big Blue – Wii U Dragon Driftway – Wii U Mute City – Wii U Thwomp Ruins – Yoshi 8 Circuit

Custom Character Updates:
Witch Toadette

Other Mods:
ItemSlot.bin Hack – Unused Special Item Slots.bin Edit
THIS PACK IS SO MASSIVE IT USES THE 628097628457629867928679 TIMES OF THE LE-CODE LIMIT AND HAS PULSAR 24 PLAYERS AND CTGP DECRYPTION INSIDE OF IT GO PLAY IT IT IS WAY TOO GOOD PS TOADETTE IS THE BEST CHARACTER