User:zilly

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CT Tropes

Delivered for satirical purposes only.

Bad Gameplay

Your track handles like a wet sponge.

Too many boost panels (catching up is not allowed!)
Too many cannons (anything to make the game more automatic)
Loooooooooooong
Clearly only tested with Mach Bike
Boost panels on the obviously still-slower split path
Sticky road is not a substitute for smoothness
Jump pads for when fixed speed is not required
Bouncy Mushrooms in original tracks! Or you can just redesign..
Why you'd put that obstacle way out there? You know we're just going to take the lines
- You put big obstacles on the lines? Meanie
I think this................. lags a little
That is not a turn. That is not what a turn looks like
You failed this section? DO IT AGAIN
Glitch? Eh, we'll fix it later
Pointless trick, because boost panel right after it
Slippery road in tight spaces, because the author hates you
You came out a little wide? You get a perpendicular wall
Th-th-this feels a bit-bit-bit bumpy
Don't you remember what these original Objects do if you can hit them?
You don't think that cannon/boost/item row is a bit too close to the finish line?
Why are these respawns so high?
- Why are these respawns so low?
  - Why does this track have both!? Ones on steep hills are especially confusing!
You know respawns have slots, right?
Ugh, I was going to make that jump anyway, you meanie
Sideways cannons, because I don't feel like making proper transitions
Why is there a boost panel no one can reach, because of bumpiness?
Oh, NOW you decide I'm out of bounds
Nope, you can only take the slow route this lap
Well, it's not like we're able to check both ways before crossing the street
I hope you know that you move slower in the air than on land
- Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalling
You may think you fixed the glitch, but you didn't!
Updated? Now it's even worse!
You've established a meta? Time to change all the rules with this update
You will never convince me that corkscrews are fun or interesting
Physics and sticky tricks go together like oil and water
My tires are 5 inches off the ground, so obviously this is a trick opportunity
Giant off-road shortcut that skips 10% of the track, especially near the end for maximum fun on lap 3
1 lap tracks, because adaptation is banned
I'm not remaking my BRRES again, so deal with it
You can hop over trick-able cliffs to skip them! And fall. Use a ramp.
Track is clearly only designed for Time Trial mode
Boost panels that are as thick as an atom
Stop! Put that shuttle loop down! You do not know better!
Yes hello Lakitu, yes this first turn is way too early WOULD YOU KINDLY MOVE OUT OF MY SIGHT LINE
There's this revolutionary new invention called "3D hills and slopes", perhaps you haven't heard of it
I dipped my toes into the water, so therefore I am dead
Gameplay/Aesthetics, you can only have 1. Hm... pretty track.. :D

Unintuitive Layout

The curse of knowledge and complete lack of testing by people that are not you.

Blind turns
Direction-biased jumps
- "Anywhere but the middle" jumps
Enemies that move 120+ KM/h
Of course the Bullet Bill has to drop me off mid-180° turn
Required tricking!
- Required not tricking!
"No small people allowed" jumps
Oh sorry, you missed the road when it started getting randomly fenced? Go back around
A random obstacle appears in your path while you jump over a hill!
Where the heck do I go
Drop down by hitting a wall, losing all prior speed and be forced to rely on tricks or boost panels
The outermost pixel of your character touched the cliff? You fall off
Why is there so much open space? This isn't an adventure game
There's really no need to make a course absolutely bonkers. Really.
Enemies can't decide if they want to take tight lines or wide lines
Middle of the cannon is the only safe entry point
I can plow through this object with a Star in other games, but not this one, because the author was lazy and used cactus KCL
Super secret door game-winning shortcut that only the cool kids know about
Boost ramp isn't connected to the wall, which results in a fall boundary or an awkward skip
Don't you think the ramp and off-road are in reverse order?
Boost/trick ramp sends you too far, resulting in skipping the upcoming platform and falling

Bad Aesthetics

If my opinion is a piece of paper, your opinion is a similar piece of paper, but covered in brown sauce.

Portals or lazily-linked themes
Why does Bowser have so many not-castles again?
Entire course is made of right angles
I don't feel like decorating, so here's a sea and a bridge
I can download my own music, thank you
You know you can remove those nonworking replay cameras? Right?
Sideways flat slopes
Wait, wasn't that same texture off-road a few minutes ago?
- Wait, this same texture is both road and wall?
Bouncy metal grates! Because that makes sense...
How else are they going to know my CT has fire in it?
Sunset track! I guess it has... stuff
Only smooth pavement should sound like smooth pavement
Unlicensed, forced ownership of a track to a Nintendo character
- Rosalina doesn't love you
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmemes
Plagiarism in an "original track"
Bridges ≠ floating, paper-thin roads
Oh, that's not a real word? It is now
You're not supposed to go that way, but I didn't feel like hiring a fencer
No road UV mapping
Paper-thin concrete walls
Eh, we'll make it look interesting later
Wait, where is that coming from? It doesn't appear to have a source
Starting area walled in? Are you that worried about exploits?
What's the point of the 2nd layer of metal grid again?
Ground movement illusions
I know it's hard to choose a wall SFX, but sometimes a rock is just a rock
Realistic textures in a cartoony game
New tracks that belong in 2011
Oh look, another "Not Rainbow Road" course! What are the odds?
Cars are supposed to drive on the entire course, but I don't want that, so... this is awkward
Dark post-effects where you are required to wear night vision goggles to see what I've created
This is not a cave; this is a hexagonal tunnel
I love this light mapping! Eh, shadow KCL? What's that?

And for the most important one

Hey, maybe I just suck, but I'm going to blame the author for it anyway

By the same author: zilly

Do not edit and update my work or use my work in other Custom Tracks or Texture Hacks. Thank you.
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