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| + | ! Avatar: | ||
| + | | [[File:Zilla's Avatar.jpg|150px]] | ||
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| + | ! Twitter: | ||
| + | | [http://www.twitter.com/_zllla @_ZlLLA] | ||
| + | |} | ||
| − | + | ==Introduction== | |
| + | hi i retired for like 4 years and forgot everything | ||
| − | + | ==Plans== | |
| + | *[[Haunted Woods]] v2 | ||
| − | == | + | ==CT Tropes== |
| − | + | <spoiler> | |
| + | '''''Delivered for satirical purposes only.''''' | ||
| − | + | * Blind turns | |
| − | I | + | * Too many boost panels (catching up is ''not'' allowed!) |
| + | * Too many cannons (anything to make the game more automatic) | ||
| + | * Portals or lazily-linked themes | ||
| + | * Loooooooooooong | ||
| + | * Enemies that move 120+ KM/h | ||
| + | * Boost panels on the obviously still-slower split path | ||
| + | * Sticky road is not a substitute for smoothness | ||
| + | * Jump pads for when fixed speed is not required | ||
| + | * Clearly only tested with Mach Bike | ||
| + | * Direction-biased jumps | ||
| + | ** "Anywhere but the middle" jumps | ||
| + | * Why does Bowser have so many not-castles again? | ||
| + | * Of course the Bullet Bill has to drop me off mid-180° turn | ||
| + | * Entire course is made of right angles | ||
| + | * I can download my own music, thank you | ||
| + | * I don't feel like decorating, so here's a sea and a bridge | ||
| + | * Bouncy Mushrooms in original tracks! Or you can just redesign.. | ||
| + | * Required tricking! | ||
| + | ** Required not tricking! | ||
| + | * "No small people allowed" jumps | ||
| + | * You know you can remove those nonworking replay cameras? Right? | ||
| + | * Sideways flat slopes | ||
| + | * Wait, wasn't that same texture off-road a few minutes ago? | ||
| + | ** Wait, this same texture is both road and wall? | ||
| + | * Th-th-this feels a bit-bit-bit bumpy | ||
| + | * Oh sorry, you missed the road when it started getting randomly fenced? Go back around | ||
| + | * Bouncy metal grates! Because that makes sense... | ||
| + | * How else are they going to know my CT has fire in it? | ||
| + | * Sunset track! I guess it has... stuff | ||
| + | * Only smooth pavement should sound like smooth pavement | ||
| + | * A random obstacle appears in your path while you jump over a hill! | ||
| + | * Unlicensed, forced ownership of a track to a Nintendo character | ||
| + | ** Rosalina doesn't love you | ||
| + | * Why you'd put that obstacle way out there? You know we're just going to take the lines | ||
| + | ** You put big obstacles on the lines? Meanie | ||
| + | * Mmmmmmmmmmmmmemes | ||
| + | * Plagiarism in an "original track" | ||
| + | * Where the heck do I go | ||
| + | * I think this................. lags a little | ||
| + | * That is not a turn. That is not what a turn looks like | ||
| + | * You failed this section? DO IT AGAIN | ||
| + | * Glitch? Eh, we'll fix it later | ||
| + | * Bridges ≠ floating, paper-thin roads | ||
| + | * Oh, that's not a real word? It is now | ||
| + | * You're not supposed to go that way, but I didn't feel like hiring a fencer | ||
| + | * No road UV mapping | ||
| + | * Paper-thin concrete walls | ||
| + | * Pointless trick, because boost panel right after it | ||
| + | * Slippery road in tight spaces, because the author hates you | ||
| + | * Eh, we'll make it look interesting later | ||
| + | * Wait, where is that coming from? It doesn't appear to have a source | ||
| + | * You came out a little wide? You get a perpendicular wall | ||
| + | * Don't you remember what these original [[Objects]] do if you can hit them? | ||
| + | * Starting area walled in? Are you that worried about exploits? | ||
| + | * Drop down by hitting a wall, losing all prior speed and be forced to rely on tricks or boost panels | ||
| + | * What's the point of the 2nd layer of metal grid again? | ||
| + | * Ground movement illusions | ||
| + | * Well, it's not like we're able to check both ways before crossing the street | ||
| + | * I know it's hard to choose a wall SFX, but sometimes a rock is just a rock | ||
| + | * The outermost pixel of your character touched the cliff? You fall off | ||
| + | * Realistic textures in a cartoony game | ||
| + | * You don't think that cannon/boost/item row is a bit too close to the finish line? | ||
| + | * Boost ramp isn't connected to the wall, which results in a fall boundary or an awkward skip | ||
| + | * Why are these respawns so high? | ||
| + | ** Why are these respawns so low? | ||
| + | *** Why does this track have both!? | ||
| + | **** Why is this slope respawn ''both'' high and low '''for different racers'''!? Did you seriously not set an X rotation? | ||
| + | * Why is there so much open space? This isn't an adventure game | ||
| + | * Don't you think the ramp and off-road are in reverse order? | ||
| + | * Boost/trick ramp sends you too far, resulting in skipping the upcoming platform and falling | ||
| + | * Middle of the cannon is the only safe entry point | ||
| + | * You know respawns have slots, right? | ||
| + | * Ugh, I was going to make that jump anyway, you meanie | ||
| + | * Sideways cannons, because I don't feel like making proper transitions | ||
| + | * There's really no need to make a course absolutely bonkers. Really. | ||
| + | * Enemies can't decide if they want to take tight lines or wide lines | ||
| + | * Why is there a boost panel no one can reach, because of bumpiness? | ||
| + | * Oh, ''now'' you decide I'm out of bounds | ||
| + | * New tracks that belong in 2011 | ||
| + | * Nope, you can only take the slow route this lap | ||
| + | * I hope you know that you move slower in the air than on land | ||
| + | ** Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalling | ||
| + | * You may think you fixed the glitch, but you didn't! | ||
| + | * Now it's even worse! | ||
| + | * You've established a meta? Time to change all the rules with this update | ||
| + | * You will never convince me that corkscrews are fun or interesting | ||
| + | * Physics and sticky tricks go together like oil and water | ||
| + | * My tires are 5 inches off the ground, so obviously this is a trick opportunity | ||
| + | * Giant off-road shortcut that skips 10% of the track, especially near the end for maximum fun on lap 3 | ||
| + | * Oh look, another "Not Rainbow Road" course! What are the odds? | ||
| + | * 1 lap tracks, because adaptation is banned | ||
| + | * I'm not remaking my [[BRRES]] again, so deal with it | ||
| + | * You can hop over trick-able cliffs to skip them! And fall. Use a ramp. | ||
| + | * Track is clearly only designed for Time Trial mode | ||
| + | * Cars are supposed to drive on the entire course, but I don't want that, so... this is awkward | ||
| + | * Boost panels that are as thick as an atom | ||
| + | * Stop! Put that shuttle loop down! You do '''''not''''' know better! | ||
| + | * Super secret door game-winning shortcut that only the cool kids know about | ||
| + | * Yes hello Lakitu, yes this first turn is way too early WOULD YOU KINDLY MOVE OUT OF MY SIGHT LINE | ||
| + | * There's this revolutionary new invention called "3D hills and slopes", perhaps you haven't heard of it | ||
| + | * Dark [[post-effects]] where you are required to wear night vision goggles to see what I've created | ||
| − | + | And for the '''most''' important one: | |
| − | + | * Hey, maybe I just suck, but I'm going to blame the author for it anyway | |
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